I’m Running for President!

I’m running for President and this is what you get:

– On welfare? The government will assist you with ONE child! Can’t afford the child? Then don’t have more! Simple plan there!

– You want your welfare check? Guess what…you’re getting a drug test EVERY month!! Think that’s expensive? What about the money saved not being handed out? Because I know 4 people personally that will lose their “income”.

– Taxes will be cut for small businesses and others as soon as I get us out of debt to China! Stupid ass Obama!

– Cutting Presidential to $50,000. Yes, you read that right. They get a house, food, travel, everything…there is NO need to make $450,000 for LIFE!! It should be about HONOR, NOT the check!

– Congress, you’re getting a pay cut too! You should be proud of your position! And you are going to learn to get work done! And it will become a requirement to volunteer so many hours a year, pick an organization and help. And donating money doesn’t count, your ass is getting out there and helping!

– Soldier…you are getting a pay increase and health care 100% paid for for you, 75% for spouse and dependents. You deserve more than anyone can offer, the least I could do is more money to help you and your family!

– Police officers, firefighters, EMTs…you are also getting a pay increase and the same health care for soldiers. And also, free counseling! Soldiers too…you get completely free counseling!

– Insurance has drove costs up so much that without insurance a person can’t afford anything. Making cuts there. Insurance cutdown and start regulating cost for health care. Same for prescriptions, cutting cost. Too many people benefitting from pushing drugs, not happening anymore.

– More cuts to save money. No longer will illegal immigrants get money, for school, anything. You want money? Earn it!! As for scholarships because you’re a “minority”…cut! This entire country is a “minority”!! And you know what…the Jewish had it WAY worse than those slaves, but it was your family! Not you! So quit playing the “suffering” card!! Get over it already!

– In this country we speak ENGLISH! Learn it or get out! Don’t like this country? Go back to where you came from! Want to become a citizen…learn English!

– Gun control? That won’t stop the criminals. Nationwide conceal and carry laws. Everyone takes the same class and you can carry thought the nation. If you’re legal to own a gun, then you have the right to defend yourself from the assholes that have them illegally.

There is so much more! But this country needs fixing!! And these idiots in charge…you’re not doing shit!!

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