WTF?!

I logged into on the computer, something I tend to rarely do. I noticed that I had several more searches that brought people to my page and these I had to share. I really wish I could work for Google for a day and see the things people search! Or Siri and see the things people ask…it’d be awesome! Heck, today I needed to search something on good and started typing in “how to turn” and the first five suggestions that came up underneath it were: how to turn a guy on, how to turn a girl on, ow to turn off iphone, how to turn a decimal into a fraction, and how to turn off ipod. I just had to laugh. If you’re ever bored just start typing something in and see the suggestions come up…it’s interesting. Or hit the “I’m feeling lucky” button and see what other people have searched recently because it will take you to theirs. It’s entertaining.

Anyway…recent searches that have lead people to my page…

Water babies bottle of sunscreen – This one would have lead the person this post about ways to help your sunburn, if so, then I hope they person has learned a new trick I was taught because it’s worked great for me the few times I have been burnt!

Married man hugged and kissed another woman on forehead – I had to type this into google myself to figure out what it lead them to, after several pages in, they apparently read this post. I hope it gave them what they were looking for, but I doubt it. I always hate to see searches like that, but it seems to be a common search topic because stuff like that comes up quit often.

NREMT test sucks – First, I COMPLETELY agree with you here!! That test is HORRIBLE!! You look up the definition of “horrible” in the dictionary and the NREMT should be the first thing listed!! I also had to type this one into to google and see which post they came too. Oddly the very first listing on google brings you here showing several posts with NREMT listed. I’m curious how many people see this now and if NREMT themselves have come across it…I hope they know how horribly retarded that test is! None of the questions I had would do me any good as a paramedic on the truck…it’s just stupid! Anyone who has ever taken the test knows what I’m talking about.

Crazy geocache containers – After looking at 17 pages of google I still have no idea which post they saw. In my opinion, if it doesn’t exist on the first 3 pages of google then it doesn’t exist at all, but that’s just my ADHD kicking in. I’m sure they saw one or all of my geocaching posts, but I may never know on that one.

O shit im stuck – This one just makes me laugh reading it! I am extremely curious what about this lead them to my page, so again I google searched this myself. Well, after looking through 30 pages this time of some very interesting results I have no idea how it lead them to my page. If you find out, please share. This one has me the most curious.

What are people searching to find you?

And the results are…

I passsed! I am an NREMT Paramedic! That test sucks! And I feel for anyone that ever goes through it!! But I’m done! I passed!!

Test Complete

So, I finished my test with 80 something questions, the last number I looked up and saw was 88. I think it’s a bad sign…I think I majorly failed! I would not be surprised at all if I did! It has the most retarded questions!! Words I’ve never seen and couldn’t even pronounce. Why the hell do they have to do that to people? Why trick people up so bad?? So you can make more money? The test is suppose to represent that you are a competent medic…I know plenty of people that have passed that stupid test and are shit out there! The test doesn’t do anything it says as far as proving you know your stuff. Seriously…I’m not becoming a doctor…I don’t need to know half the crap on the damn test! Yes, an understand of it is needed, but why the hell must you make an IMPOSSIBLE test over stupid shit we CAN’T use on an ambulance?! Ok, I’m done venting…for now. I’m not really too concerned about when my results will be posted because I already know I failed it, why bother posting it for me to see.

Due to this stupid test, I have not posted for a while, instead I have been preparing. Now that it’s over, it’s time for me to prepare some more…but in between that I am taking a little time to catch you up in my world.

This past weekend was my birthday and it was awesome! Friday night I went to dinner with a bunch of friends and had a blast! I got some toys too (my friends know me so well) and then just hung out. My awesome man was there and only two friends don’t know about us, so everyone else kept quiet, but it was great being able to have him there! He treated me really good to! Desert and all! : ) Then Saturday I got up early to head out shopping with my man. I hate shopping but I have no idea what I wanted for my birthday so he took me to look. I found nothing. Then we got ready, met a friend and picked up my cousins and headed to Supercross!!

Supercross usually falls on, or very close to, my birthday every year so I’m used to going and it has sort of becoming part of celebrating. This year it worked to my advantage. I got some extra autographs and goodies! : ) The races were awesome of course, but I was missing my favorite rider. Andrew Short is out with injury so I was a bit bummed. We saw a bad crash right in front of us in the lites class, one guy got his head ran over twice, but he got up and walked away. It was a lot of fun overall!

After all the fun was over, I got to prepare for the test and now I wait…

Tomorrow’s the Big Day

It’s the day I have been studying for and the reason my online world has not existed since the beginning of March. I’m off to bed and ready to get up and fail this stupid test! I’m so ready to get this over with!

NREMT

I hate you! I think you are the WORST thing that ever happened to EMS!! Your stupid test makes me want to kill myself and I know I’m not the only person that feels this way! You’re test does NOT accurately represent if a person is competent enough to be a paramedic because there are SO many people I know that can’t pass your damn test and would be EXCELLENT paramedics while all these stupid shits out there that got lucky and did pass the test can’t do shit! There are some really bad ones out there and they only have a license because they got lucky and passed your stupid ass test!!

Freaking Out!

I’m panicking!!! 6 days to go till I take my NREMT Paramedic test and if you know anything about that test then you know the panic I’m in and why!! Study, study, study!! The more I study the less I feel I know! Help!! I just want to get this test over with! Can anyone give me advice on what to study?